Fun Facebook Things

IN 5 YEARS MY FRIENDS WILL BE. DON'T CHEAT GO DOWN YOUR FRIENDS LIST.

1-Pregnant:

2- Famous:

3- A Drug dealer:

4-A Teacher:

5-A Lawyer:

6-Doctor:

7-A Stripper:

8-In Jail:

9-A Couch Potato:

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You throw a Halloween party. Use the first 10 people on the left side. No cheating!

1-Princess:

2-Lunch Lady:

3-Pink Power Ranger:

4-70's Disco Queen:

5-Drag Queen:

6-Giant Taco:

7-Evil Clown:

8-Smurf:

9-Redneck:

10-Tinkerbell:

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YOUR NURSING HOME FRIENDS: Use the first 6 people on the left side. No cheating!

1 - Wheelchair races you down the hallway-

2 - Has to change their diapers A LOT-

3 - Steals your food –

4 - Vaselines your walker handles –

5 - Steals your teeth -

6 - Has the booze stash –

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CAR RIDE: Go to your profile, use first 10 friends..DO NOT CHEAT!!!

1- Driver:

2- Always gotta potty:

3- 1st to fall asleep:

4- Non-stop talker:

5- Can't be still:

6- Has to ride on roof because no room in car:

7- Entertainment:

8- Hides in the trunk:

9- Always passing gas:

10- Gets everyone lost:

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You're in a mental hospital.Use the first six people on your friends list on your profile.

1- Person who drove you crazy:

2- Person who signed you in:

3- Your doctor:

4-Your Roommate:

5- Person in the corner drooling on themselves:

6- Person who helps you break out:

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You're in a horror film. Go to your profile. Look to your left. 1st 10=supporting cast.

1- Love Interest:

2- Comic Relief:

3- Idiot That Survives:

4- The Audience Hates:

5- Cries in Every Scene:

6- First to Die:

7- Avoids Getting Killed:

8- You Think the Killer is:

9- The Killer Really is:

10- Won't Be Back For the Sequel:

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WE GOT PULLED OVER! First 7 friends on profile list, no cheating.

1-The Sexy Cop:

2-In the front seat hiding your liquor:

3-In the back seat singing with nothing but a bra on:

4-Jumping out of the car and running:

5-Crying in handcuffs:

6- One talking to the other cop trying to get us out of trouble:

7-Waving and laughing as they drive by:

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Who are your 7 Dwarfs?
Don't cheat ... look at your friends list on the left of your profile page and list them in order.

   1-Sneezy:
   2- Sleepy:
   3-Dopey:
   4- Doc:
   5- Happy:
   6-Bashful:
   7-Grumpy:

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DRUNKEN BAR FIGHT: Go to your profile, use the first eight people on your friends list in order!

    1-Starts the fight:
    2-Hits someone 1st with a bar stool:
    3-Falls off bar stool:
    4-Hit someone with empty bottle:
    5-Gets hit for no reason:
    6-Throws somebody out the window:
    7-Is thrown out the window:
    8-The sissy who calls the cops: